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Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass!
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Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?
Oh...it's you, isn't it?
Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint
my house with your brains!
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Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda
Huggenkiss?
Barney says "Maybe your standards are too high!"
You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down
your throat and stick starving dogs in
your butt!
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Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle? All right, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle!
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Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here?
Wait a minute...
Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna
kill you!
- Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff!
Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open!
- Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely!
Wait a minute...
Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice
your heart in half!
- Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!
Oh, wait a minute...Jacques Strap
It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you
like a fish and drink your blood!
- Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!
Oh, wait a minute...
Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out
your eyeballs with a corkscrew!
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Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual!
Oh, no...
You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek
and rip your face off!
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Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?
Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to
carve my name on your back with an ice pick!
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Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells
and I like to kiss my own
butt
Oh, wait a minute...
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