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"D'oh!!!"
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"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough.
I'm going to clown college!"
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"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The
lesson is 'never try'."
-
"God bless those pagans."
- "I'm
in a place where I don't know where I am!"
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"I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t....I mean s-m-A-r-t."
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"Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days.
This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book!
Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."
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"Mmmm, free goo."
-
"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled
child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV
a day."
-
"I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid
off!"
-
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People
die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up
dead tomorrow! Well, good night.
-
"Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They
just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they
were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!"
-
"Ha ha! Look at this country! ? U R Gay!? Ha ha!"
(looking at Uruguay on the globe).
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"Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers."
- "Donuts.
Is there anything they can't do?"
- "If
you really want something in this life, you have to work
for it - Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery
numbers!"
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"Relax. What is mind? No matter. What is matter? Never
mind!"
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"Good drink... good meat... good God, let's eat!"
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